What's Up Doc?

Let's talk about doctors and vets for a second. Now, I can actually say that I'm alive today thanks to doctors fixing me up after a bad car accident when I was sixteen. I'm forever grateful to them, of course. At the same time, why didn't the ambulance turn on the siren or lights when taking me to the hospital? If I died from bleeding to death internally, which I was...bleeding internally, what would they have said? "Oops".

The Rapture Is Coming!

The Rapture is supposed to be coming tomorrow, May 21, 2011 and I’m not sure I’m ready. Maybe if it could come next weekend I’d be a little more prepared, but there’s no point in hoping for a rain delay on the End of Times. God has waited so long to close this book, he certainly won’t wait seven more days on my account (especially since his watch seems to run really slow).

Faster Money

Fast Five making $86 million is the greatest news I've heard in a while. This is just further proof that the majority of people don't give a shit what they're watching, they just want an escape from reality. Who wants quality when they watch a movie!? Personally, I would be perfectly happy watching all the Fastest and Most Furious-est movies on repeat...maybe once in a while, switch it up and watch Pluto Nash or Glitter.

The Net Is Watching

The internet knows all my secrets. It’s been tracking everything I’ve ever said or done while on the net and in the cloud. Some people have a problem with the internet collecting their search history, their blog posts and tweets, their purchasing trends, etc. But not me.

I’m okay with it because I’ve been lying about everything this whole time anyway.