Let's talk about doctors and vets for a second. Now, I can actually say
that I'm alive today thanks to doctors fixing me up after a bad car
accident when I was sixteen. I'm forever grateful to them, of course. At
the same time, why didn't the ambulance turn on the siren or lights
when taking me to the hospital? If I died from bleeding to death
internally, which I was...bleeding internally, what would they have
said? "Oops".
The Rapture Is Coming!
The Rapture is supposed to be coming tomorrow, May 21, 2011 and I’m not sure I’m ready. Maybe if it could come next weekend I’d be a little more prepared, but there’s no point in hoping for a rain delay on the End of Times. God has waited so long to close this book, he certainly won’t wait seven more days on my account (especially since his watch seems to run really slow).
Faster Money
Fast Five making $86 million is the greatest news I've heard in a while.
This is just further proof that the majority of people don't give a
shit what they're watching, they just want an escape from reality. Who
wants quality when they watch a movie!? Personally, I would be perfectly
happy watching all the Fastest and Most Furious-est movies on
repeat...maybe once in a while, switch it up and watch Pluto Nash or
Glitter.
The Net Is Watching
The internet knows all my secrets. It’s been tracking everything I’ve
ever said or done while on the net and in the cloud. Some people have a
problem with the internet collecting their search history, their blog
posts and tweets, their purchasing trends, etc. But not me.
I’m okay with it because I’ve been lying about everything this whole time anyway.
I’m okay with it because I’ve been lying about everything this whole time anyway.
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