Faster Money

Fast Five making $86 million is the greatest news I've heard in a while. This is just further proof that the majority of people don't give a shit what they're watching, they just want an escape from reality. Who wants quality when they watch a movie!? Personally, I would be perfectly happy watching all the Fastest and Most Furious-est movies on repeat...maybe once in a while, switch it up and watch Pluto Nash or Glitter.

I really hope that by the time I'm in my Fifties, they will be gracing the screen with Fast Forty Five. If we are blessed with that gem, then we would of course need SAW XXXXV. I'm still waiting for a movie starring Martin Lawrence, Vin Diesel, Andy Dick, Kathy Griffin and Gilbert Godfried. We could only be so lucky.

Is it too much to ask that Hollywood only makes comic book movies and TV show to big screen movies!? I still say there should be a Quantum Leap movie (I'm not being sarcastic, it really would be awesome). Scott Bakula isn't that old and could still pull it off! Maybe a Charles in Charge movie as well? Facts of Life? Growing Pains? Step By Step???

Seriously guys, we gotta stop letting Hollywood get away with insulting our intelligence with this crap. Instead of going to see a movie like Fast Five, give an independent movie a try. You might just like it. I'm not saying any of you on here don't see independent movies, I'm talking everyone world wide. I don't know anybody that saw Memento and said "It sucked, I wish I saw Battlefield Earth instead...

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