Thank God For Charlie Sheen!

Thank God for Charlie Sheen...at least we don't have to hear about Justin Bieber any more.

Bieber Fever-StrainHV2

I cannot get enough Justin Bieber!! I am thrilled to see him on every single TV program, in every magazine from Time to TV Guide, on all the radio programs and podcasts as well. I just think that's what we all need in this desperate time for our world and our nation; more Justin Bieber than we can shake a stick at!

Mother Nature Interior Design

Wind is SO cool! The excitement of wondering whether or not I'll be getting a new patio door courtesy of our homeowner's insurance is unrivaled! And the idea of finding our patio furniture in our living room is intriguing. Maybe it'll look so good, we'll just keep it there.

In Praise Of The Super Bowl

I love the Super Bowl! It's awesome to get together with friends, drinking and laughing, screaming and hollering at the TV!  Rewinding the great moments and analyzing every breathtaking scene as it unfolds on the screen. The camaraderie of all my friends simultaneously cheering or moaning depending on how much they've had to drink! Absolutely one of the funnest parties to go to every year no matter where it's held.

If only they wouldn't keep interrupting the commercials with that stupid football game it would be the perfect television event.

Blister Pack Cure

Really, blister packs for cold medicines are the best invention ever! I mean, who doesn't look forward to the challenge of getting a pill you are desperate for out of the packaging? It's a great way to take your mind off of how crappy you feel!

Gun Control Suggestion

The problem with guns isn't that we need better gun control laws. The problem is that we need better guns to shoot all the bleeding-heart liberals that say things like "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." This one ought to do it!!

FBI - Taking One For The Kids

I think it was awesome how the FBI undercover agent demonstrated to the young children why you always make sure the gun is empty BEFORE pulling the trigger. He was even willing to suffer by shooting his foot for the sake of children. I am sure he was also showing his agency the importance of proper training. WOW, that was covering "two birds with one shot". Maybe he could help balance our budget!

The Best Of Winter

I love winter. I love the snow, falling like little ice pebbles on the back of my neck and straight down the back of my shirt so it can create a little pool of freezing water at the small of my back. I love it when the thermometer reads 9 degrees, but you have to check the "feels like" index, because that's actually -11 degrees.

Valentine's Lovin'

Nothing says 'I Love You' quite like a Valentine's gift from the 7-11. Panties folded to look like a rose? Yes please! And could you get me some cheetos and a big gulp while you're at it? romantical! A 3 foot Valentine's card that says 'I Love You' - wow! I know you mean it now! Am I being too cynical? I know it's the thought that counts - my thought is this white trash love affair ain't gonna end well....

Drugs On TV

I just love those TV ads for (fill in the blank) medicine. These big pharmaceutical companies buy 60 second spots to advertise their life-changing drugs. The commercials are filled with positive imagery and use the most uplifting, ethereal music in the background, while a narrator with a soothing, peaceful timbre to their voice spends the first 10 seconds telling you how wonderful the drug is, and how it will change your life for the better in ways even they cannot fully describe.

We'll Get It Right Next Time

I say we absolutely should let the Federal Government run out of money. Let's not raise that pesky deficit anymore! Down with big government!! Hell, let's just say what we're all thinking...Down with ANY government.

Foxy Nazi

"Fox News - You're either with us, or YOU'RE A NAZI!"

(Please offer up your Fox News tag lines...)

Bill O'Reilly Defends His Nazi Analogies

Dust In The Wind

I just love the wind...especially when it blows real hard...there is nothing like the feeling of dust in your eyes, and trash whipping around your porch...I only wish it could be windy everyday... (on a serious note I do love kites).

Wineing

You know what I just adore more than anything? Table wine. What, I wonder, is table wine. Seriously, unless it's made out of god damn tables, it's not freaking table wine.

Trapped In The Web

You want to know what really chaps my hide? Seriously, I know it's petty but it still pisses me off to no end. Websites that have bad HTML or whatever programming language they were developed in, and that won't let you go back. You know, as in, I want the fuck out of this horrible website, so you click the back button like 50 times because it doesn't work the first time, and you end up back on the AOL page you originally opened in your browser like 10 years ago. It makes want to sledge hammer my computer, then the monitor, then a nun holding a arm full of kittens. Arrgh!

Seeing The Goal Line

Loves spinning my wheels and getting nowhere while other people zoom zoom right past me. BUT this allows me to appreciate the taste of victory even more, once I hit the fast lane, to look back at the accomplishments and how I started from scratch.

Money Isn't Everything

I am beyond lucky to have a job that barely pays above minimum wage! It reminds me, every time I work, of how fortunate I am to be able to do something I love doing, instead of merely working for money!

Computing 101

Computers are the best invention EVER. They have a 6th sense of knowing when we need a break from contact with the outside world and decide to stop working RIGHT at the moment that we inferior humans think that it's imperative to email, IM, post, or call someone.

Respect Your Elders

I really appreciate how kids these days don’t feel the need to respect their elders. When I was a child, I would no more remain seated on a bus when anybody slightly – much less much – older than I was present. I would have been – shoot, I probably still would be – on my feet as soon as somebody older than I am hove into sight.

Obvious Crap

I love dog crap...especially when people leave it on the ground 3 feet from a dispenser that has poop bags...god bless them.

Go Car Go!

I have the best car in the world. She always gets me where I need her to go despite the new $300 extravagance :)

Prehistoric Battle Of The Sexes

Wow, I'm honored. Or disturbed. Or both. So I was going to say something along the lines of I really hate it when I inspire a facebook group, but that would be a lie. So instead I will tell you what I really hate.

Cat Fancy

I see it as a true wonderment of our universe that cats have evolved such a strong will and sense of entitlement that even with almost 50 stitches running down both sides of my kitty's belly, even with heavy doses of narcotic pain meds, even with a completely chapped ass from the week-long constant diarrhea, even with almost no sleep and all that pain she can still bitch at me because I'm sitting just 3 millimeters too close to her while she's trying (futilely) to clean herself.

I just love my cat and her always-sunny disposition. ♥

All Gummed Up

It is so awesome when people spit out their gum on the sidewalk, or parking lots, or wherever my feet are going to be.