Valentine's Lovin'

Nothing says 'I Love You' quite like a Valentine's gift from the 7-11. Panties folded to look like a rose? Yes please! And could you get me some cheetos and a big gulp while you're at it? romantical! A 3 foot Valentine's card that says 'I Love You' - wow! I know you mean it now! Am I being too cynical? I know it's the thought that counts - my thought is this white trash love affair ain't gonna end well....